{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"the-comfyloo-system","title":"The ComfyLoo System","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eKeep your legs awake. Reserve the complete ComfyLoo System — the ergonomic footstool, cushioned seat pads, and MagSafe phone arm — at our founding price of $99 (regular $129), secured today with a fully refundable $30 deposit. Shipping calculated at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's in the box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eErgonomic Footstool.\u003c\/em\u003e Most footstools are built to a standard 18cm height because that's what the textbook diagrams say. We 3D-printed prototypes at multiple heights and put them in front of real people — and they consistently preferred a lower 10cm. It's enough lift to relax the body's natural angle, without the cramped, unstable feeling a taller stool can bring. This is the height people actually kept using, not the one that looked right on paper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eCushioned Seat Pads.\u003c\/em\u003e The tingling you feel after sitting too long isn't just about circulation — it's primarily pressure on the nerves near the surface of your thigh, concentrated on the hard edge of a standard seat. Our contoured foam pads spread that pressure across a wider area instead, made from supportive, wipeable material that holds its shape through a long sit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eMagSafe Phone Arm.\u003c\/em\u003e Most of us bring our phones in anyway. This clamp-on arm holds yours at eye level instead of hunched in your hand, and swings out of the way in seconds when you don't want it there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePatent pending.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow the $30 deposit works\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis listing is a reservation, not a full purchase. Here's exactly what happens:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eToday, you pay a $30 deposit. This secures a unit from our first production run and locks in your $99 founding price (regular price $129 once we launch fully).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eYour $30 is credited toward that $99 total — you're never charged twice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWe'll email you before your unit ships. Only then will the remaining $69 balance, plus shipping, be charged.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUntil your order ships, your $30 deposit is fully refundable, anytime, for any reason — just email us and it's returned, no questions asked.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eOnce your ComfyLoo arrives, you get a 30-night home trial. If it's not a clear improvement, send it back for a full refund, deposit included.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eWe'd rather refund you than have an unused ComfyLoo sitting in your cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eShipping is calculated separately at checkout based on your location and isn't included in the $99\/$129 price. You'll see the exact cost before the remaining balance is charged.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGood to know\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eFits standard and elongated toilets. No tools, no drilling, no adhesive — everything sits or clamps into place. Wipes clean with normal bathroom cleaner. Ships from our first production run; reservation holders get priority and regular updates on timing.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ComfyLoo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50104301453552,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0831\/2435\/5312\/files\/The_ComfyLoo_System.png?v=1785235402"}],"url":"https:\/\/comfyloo.com\/collections\/frontpage.oembed","provider":"ComfyLoo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}